Hi and thank you for reading my advertisement. Firstly, I'm sane - really, so don't read anything weird into this, it's just that having posted a few ads and answered a few more, it's clear that I should be getting more information up front, not to mention giving a bit more out, so I hope this is a bit of fun that get's you thinking while we get to know each other a bit better.

When you reply, why not answer each question below so when I reply I can do likewise, and every reply with a photo get's mine, regardless of whether we actually take it further - how's that!

OK, so let the quiz begin!

I'm 5' 8" tall and fat - please honestly describe your height and build?

I have greying hair and brown eyes - and you?

I have a tattoo, on my arm, - do you have any tattoo's and if yes - what and where? If no, would you like one and if so - what?

I am very open minded when it comes to being attracted to a person - everyone has something beautiful about them - so what are your top three features that you think I'll find attractive about you? Mine - I've warm caring eyes, a sincere smile, broad shoulders and I smell nice!

What are the three things that you would want to achieve from answering this advert?

I'm looking for fun, new friends and an environment where I can relax, be myself and just enjoy life - what in life relaxes you the most?

What was / were the last book(s) that you read?

Your top three fave films and why?

Please think about some songs or music that best define / summarises and/or describes you? (This is a toughie ladies - good luck!)

I'm a non-smoker and a light drinker - how do you feel about either vice or are you addicted to something else?

It's our first kiss - when would you want it to happen?

Your friends think I'm....what? What would your friends think about you dating through this site?

Animals in your life? Dogs / Cats / Birds / Fish / Others - how do you feel about pets and what are your preferences.


It's our first date - what will you wear for our first date together?

It's our 'first time' - would you rather be drunk / sober / a little tipsy / switch the light off / definitely leave it on?

It's 2 months into our relationship - do you still wear make-up? Do you dress for our dates? How will you keep the spark alive?

You want to seduce me (go on, it's a bit of fun) so, what do you wear that will guarantee you get my 100% attention?

You have a spot of good luck on the lottery - not a fortune, just £5000 but enough for a brilliant holiday - where would you choose to go and why?

We've been together for 3 months and there's something I do that drives you nuts (hard to believe I know, but bear with me) so, regardless of what it is, socks on in bed, nail clippings left in the bath, leaving toilet seat up, cap off toothpaste, whatever - anyway, the question is, how do you deal with it?

In terms of interpersonal style, are you loud, quiet, brash, sincere, enthusiastic, bombastic, pushy, tolerant, inquisitive, authoritative, studious, rebellious, outgoing, quiet initially, what - tell me what I can expect / look forward to.

Rude question (there had to be one) so tell me, in 'the sack' how would you describe yourself?

Real question, regardless of 'the sack' question - how are you in real life and what are you looking to achieve should we meet up?

Thanks for that - I hope you enjoyed it and like so many things in life, there are no right or wrong answers, only your answers, so thanks for taking the time, hope you had a bit of fun!

Now it's your turn, so before you send me your picture (please remember!) here is your chance to ask me three questions of your own...so, wadda ya wanna know ladies?

Oh, just so you know, I'm single, clean, solvent, mobile, love to laugh and no baggage, just a bit lonely - ah!

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